The slowest DMV in the whole wide world

I discovered the slowest DMV in the world today. It is in Eagle River, Alaska if you are curious. Good thing the kids aren't with me because they would have gone insane by now. I am cramming to retake my #*^+€# DMV test again...waiting...waiting...ok it is now 2 HOURS later and I just passed my test. Woohoo! Officially an Alaska driver! Here is proof:

I left it blurry on purpose. Because I look like a very tired serial killer in the photo.